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The question one · Thursday 24 September 2026

Ask Kaleb Live.

An hour of questions, answered in the order they arrived rather than the order that makes anybody look good. About a third of the answers are "I do not know".

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Next: Ask Kaleb Live.

A workshop, a stool and a very large pile of questions.

--Days --Hours --Minutes --Seconds Thursday 24 September 2026, 7.30pm
The format

What actually happens.

Questions in order

Not curated, not sorted by how flattering they are.

Parishes get first pick

Each parish submits three. The rest come from the open queue.

I do not know

Used roughly twenty times an hour and never edited out.

Written up afterwards

Every answer goes into Schooling, so the hour is not the only record.

The specification

The details.

Ask Kaleb Live

Length
60 minutesHas run to 78.
Questions taken
~40 an hour
Unanswered
Published afterwardsThe ones that ran out of time go on the page rather than vanishing.
Cost
Nothing
Written up in
SchoolingWithin a week, searchable.

Access

Live captions
YesMachine-generated live, human-corrected within 24 hours.
Audio description
On the archive copyAdded before publication, every time.
Audio-only stream
64 kbpsFor a tractor cab or a bad line.
Transcript
Published with the archiveSearchable.

Every broadcast and every episode described here is illustrative. This is an unofficial demonstration build: no recording exists, nothing streams, and no guest named on this site has agreed to anything.

The order of it

How the day runs.

24 September, 7.30pm

Live, one hour

Questions in the order they arrived.

Within a week

Written up in Schooling

Including everything that ran out of time.

22 October

The next one

Monthly, fourth Thursday.

Wondering

The questions this one gets.

Through your parish, which gets three, or the open queue, which takes the rest. The queue is not curated.

They are published with answers afterwards. Roughly sixty a session, which is more than get answered live.

No, and it shows. About a third of the answers are some version of not knowing, which is the most useful part of it.

Told an hour before.

One notification, capped, and nothing in the weeks when nothing is on.

Next along the route

The Tasting

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