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Off the farm · Wednesday 9 and Thursday 10 June 2027

Cereals.

Two days broadcasting from somebody else’s field, at the arable event that most of the industry actually goes to. It is the only outside broadcast on the calendar and the only one with a queue.

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Next: Cereals.

A stand at the arable industry’s field event, and a camera on it.

--Days --Hours --Minutes --Seconds Wednesday 9 and Thursday 10 June 2027
The format

What actually happens.

The plots

Variety trials, walked and discussed, with the people who drilled them.

Machinery, honestly

What things cost and whether they are worth it, on a stand surrounded by people selling them.

The queue

Two thousand people over two days, and a genuinely uncomfortable amount of standing.

Interviews

Agronomists, breeders and dealers, most of whom are more interesting than the machinery.

The specification

The details.

Cereals

Days
2Wednesday and Thursday.
Broadcast hours
~6 across the two daysThe rest is a fixed camera on the stand.
Visitors to the stand
~2,000Estimated, 2026.
Cost
Nothing to watchEntry to the event itself is the organiser’s business, not ours.
Archive
Cut down to 90 minutesBecause six hours of a trade stand is six hours of a trade stand.

Access

Live captions
YesMachine-generated live, human-corrected within 24 hours.
Audio description
On the archive copyAdded before publication, every time.
Audio-only stream
64 kbpsFor a tractor cab or a bad line.
Transcript
Published with the archiveSearchable.

Every broadcast and every episode described here is illustrative. This is an unofficial demonstration build: no recording exists, nothing streams, and no guest named on this site has agreed to anything.

The order of it

How the day runs.

9 June 2027

Day one

Plots in the morning, machinery after lunch.

10 June 2027

Day two

Interviews, mostly.

Late June

Ninety-minute cut in the archive

The good bits, without the standing.

Wondering

The questions this one gets.

It is the arable industry field event of that name, which is run by somebody else entirely. We take a stand at it and broadcast from it.

Yes, if you are at the event. There is usually a queue and there is nowhere to sit.

Because the variety plots and the people standing in them are the most useful thing in British arable farming and almost nobody films them.

Told an hour before.

One notification, capped, and nothing in the weeks when nothing is on.

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