The Quiz.
Forty-five minutes of agricultural questions, played parish against parish, in twelve village halls at the same time. It is the only competitive thing on this platform and it resets completely every year.
Next: The Quiz.
Parishes against each other, in their own halls, on the same night.
What actually happens.
Parish against parish
Twelve teams, twelve halls, one broadcast.
Forty questions
Written by members. Some of them are unreasonable.
A trophy that moves
It lives in the winning parish for a year and is genuinely quite ugly.
It resets
Every year, entirely. Last year’s winner starts level.
The details.
The Quiz
- Length
- 45 minutes
- Teams
- 12One per parish.
- Questions
- 40Written and submitted by members.
- Holder
- The FensWon 2025 by two points and have been unbearable since.
- Trophy
- One, ugly, itinerantLives in the winning parish for twelve months.
Access
- Live captions
- YesMachine-generated live, human-corrected within 24 hours.
- Audio description
- On the archive copyAdded before publication, every time.
- Audio-only stream
- 64 kbpsFor a tractor cab or a bad line.
- Transcript
- Published with the archiveSearchable.
Every broadcast and every episode described here is illustrative. This is an unofficial demonstration build: no recording exists, nothing streams, and no guest named on this site has agreed to anything.
How the day runs.
Questions submitted
Five a parish, forty used.
Live, 45 minutes
Twelve halls, one broadcast.
The trophy moves
Usually by car, occasionally by tractor.
The questions this one gets.
Yes, alongside the halls, though the halls have all the fun. About four thousand people played along at home last year.
Members. Each parish submits five and forty get used, which means every parish has at least one question it thinks it should have got.
For one night a year, between twelve teams, and then it is gone. That is the only exception to the rule and it is deliberate.
Also on.
Harvest Live
Ninety minutes from the grain store in the middle of harvest, which means it starts late roughly…
Lambing Live
A fortnight of nights in the lambing shed. One camera, very little talking, and a chat window th…
The Drop
Twenty minutes, once a month, in which the things that sell out do it live and everybody watches…
Ask Kaleb Live
An hour of questions, answered in the order they arrived rather than the order that makes anybod…
The Tasting
A guided tasting you drink along with. You need the pack in front of you, which is the only sess…
Cereals
Two days broadcasting from somebody else’s field, at the arable event that most of the industry …
Told an hour before.
One notification, capped, and nothing in the weeks when nothing is on.
