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The clips

Fourteen clips, and no highlights reel.

People ask us to keep things. When enough people ask about the same ninety seconds, it goes here unedited, with the timestamp on it. There is no music, no cut and no narration.

Through the lens

Why there is no highlights reel.

The obvious thing to build would be a weekly two-minute cut of the best bits. It would perform well, it would be shared, and it would quietly destroy the only claim this section has.

A cut is an argument. Someone chooses what goes in, someone chooses the order, and within a month the cameras stop being evidence and start being footage. The whole point of a fixed bracket and an unedited stream is that nobody is making that choice.

So the clips here are raw. They start where somebody asked them to start and they end where somebody asked them to end, and one of them is eleven minutes of a combine going in a straight line.

The record

The clips, in numbers.

14 kept so far By request, not by editorial choice
0 edited No grade, no score, no cut
11 minutes, the longest A combine, going in a straight line
12 seconds, the shortest A bank holiday queue forming
Recording

Four rules for a clip.

Unedited

Start point, end point, nothing else.

By request

Kept because people asked, not because we chose.

Timestamped

Every clip carries the minute it was taken.

Permanent

Once kept, kept. Nothing here is quietly removed.

The whole archive.

Time-lapses, harvest records and everything else the stills built.

Wondering

What people actually ask.

The two questions this page gets most, answered without a support ticket.

The cast page names every person and what they are actually responsible for, which is not always what the programme implies.

No. This is an unsolicited third-party demonstration build, not affiliated with or endorsed by any of the businesses it describes.

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