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The farm cameras

Ten cameras pointed at a farm.

Gawping is what it is. Nobody watching a ewe on a webcam at three in the morning is doing research. There is no audio, there is no zoom, and nothing is edited, because a camera left running on a field cannot be cut into a better year than the one you actually had.

10 cameras
99% uptime commitment
0 with audio
1 free to everybody
Cameras 10 fixed, none with audio Uptime commitment 99% rolling ninety days Lambing Free to everybody, mid-March to end of April Most watched The lambing shed, then the yard, then a hedge Pointed at This farm only. No footpath, no neighbour, no highway
Through the lens

Why a camera pointed at a field is the honest bit of this website.

Everything else here is written. The chapters are edited, the photographs are chosen, the numbers are the ones we decided to publish. A camera bolted to a grain store is none of those things. It shows the drought as clearly as the harvest and there is no version of it that flatters a bad year.

That is the whole argument for Gawping and it is why the cameras are on the fields that matter rather than the ones that photograph well. The weighbridge is the least attractive camera on the estate and the most consequential: every trailer that crosses it is a line in the only honest account of the year.

It is also why the lambing camera is free. The most compelling three weeks of the farming year should not be something you have to pay for, and charging for it would be the cheapest thing this platform could possibly do.

  • No audio, on any camera, ever
  • No pan, tilt or zoom for anybody outside the farm office
  • No camera pointed at a public footpath, a neighbour’s land or the highway
  • Nothing edited, nothing looped, nothing staged for the feed
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The rig

How ten cameras get onto a website.

A bracket, and a decision about where to point it.

Every camera here is fixed. Choosing the angle is therefore the only creative act in the entire system, and once the bracket is bolted on, that is the shot for the next several years.

The rule we apply is simple: it points at this farm, at something that actually happens, and at nothing anybody else owns.

Cameras
10, all fixed
Public PTZ
None
Highest mount
6.5 m

A 4G bridge, because the fibre stops at the road.

There is no fibre past the yard. Six cameras run on wired ethernet back to the farm office; the four in the fields run over 4G with a solar panel and a battery, which is why the field cameras are the ones that drop out in December.

Total upstream across all ten is about nineteen megabits. That is the ceiling, and it is why nothing here is 4K.

Wired
6 cameras
4G and solar
4 cameras
Upstream
~19 Mbps total

A stamped still whenever any of that fails.

When a feed goes down the page does not show you a spinner, a black rectangle or a stock photograph. It shows the last good frame, the minute it was taken, and the reason the stream stopped.

Ninety-nine per cent uptime over a rolling ninety days means roughly twenty-two hours a year when that still is all there is. We would rather tell you that now than have you find it out in March.

Commitment
99% rolling 90 days
Worst camera
97.8%
Fallback
Stamped still
The specification

The cameras, in numbers.

Uptime is the proportion of minutes in a rolling ninety-day window in which a live stream was actually served. Where it was not, the page served a stamped still instead.

10 cameras, all fixed Six wired, four on 4G and solar
99% uptime, rolling ninety days The commitment, not the aspiration
0 cameras with audio A deliberate decision, not an oversight
~19 megabits upstream, total The ceiling on everything here
The honest bit

None of this is a broadcast. It is ten fixed brackets, nineteen megabits and a promise not to point any of it at anything that is not ours. When it works you get a farm. When it does not you get the last good frame and the time it was taken, which is still more honest than a loading spinner.

The estate list

One email when the first lamb arrives.

Not eleven. We send one message at the start of lambing, one when the combine goes into the first field, and nothing else from these cameras all year.

  • The first lamb of the season
  • The first day of harvest
  • Nothing else. No weekly digest, no highlights round-up.

Next along the route

What to watch when

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